Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar obsessive?
A: There, Their, They're
Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in
A: "The Q."
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.