Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar obsessive?
A: There, Their, They're
Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in
order?"
A: "The Q."
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
I love the first and last ones!
ResponderEliminarI think the newspaper one might be the oldest joke around, but I'm concerned that I just understood it for the first time ever by seeing it written down. I always wondered how newspapers were red... oh dear.