Little Boy
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, 'Don't you know how to ride a bike?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's too tired!
How did the barber win the bike race?
He took a short cut.
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